Meet Howard, The Modern Mushroom Man or should we say Mushroom Master? Howard is a ninja of manifesting mushrooms—a martial mushroom man with a mastery of fungi.
If Howard were to write a mushroom manifesto it would be a straightforward, funny and probably mischievous manual about mushroom mojo and the monumental medicinal qualities of fungi—a real map of mushrooms.
His mushroom mana would put you in the mood for mushrooms in your mouth while you sing a magical, musical mushroom melody under a mushroom moon.
Howard is a modern hero of mushrooms but, of course, he would never say this about himself.
He would say, "I’m not $@#! without my team—it takes a team to grow amazing mushrooms." A modern mushroom maestro of few words, Howard lives by the motto: do good and be a good person. Simply put, do the right thing and the rest will follow.
Maybe being immersed in a mandala of mushrooms is what makes the special crew at Ellijay Farm a mighty mushrooming manpower. Seemingly always in the mushroom moment, they are masterly with ‘shrooms—motivated and mostly in motion, these are some real mushroom monks. Maybe their daily megadose of mountain water mushrooms, packed with protein, amino acids and megatons of vitamins gives them moonwalking mushroom superpowers.
multiplying megatons of mushrooms monthly seems to be their mantra.
These fun guys and girls are ninjas of manifesting mushrooms—they practice a mastery of martial mushroom art with their mighty mushroom maintenance and multiplying of fungi on the daily. It probably doesn't hurt that these fungi fun guides share land with modest monks who sample the homegrown mushrooms and meditate on their marvelous flavor.
Grown under moist mornings and muggy moonlit nights,
Ellijay mountain water mushrooms are miraculous.
Regardless, the shiitake and oyster ‘shrooms grown in the Appalachian mountains of Ellijay are out of this world memorable and this mountain farm mushroom makeover may have something to do with it. Possibly martian mushrooms, the mountain farm’s magic could just be hidden in the mist. There is clearly some mushroom mojo worth noting in that wonderful mystical mountain water.
The moral of this mushroom story about Howard and his mystical mushrooms is, you must try these mushrooms immediately.
